You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
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When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
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Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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