im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
Also I told several people at the bar last night that my dad the alligator wrestler died wrestling an alligator. So if anyone asks that's real.
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
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