what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
They are going to name an STD after you.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
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