If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
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I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
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Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
Damn victory sex feels great
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
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