ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
nutella sex= disaster
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
I smell like Dick and happiness
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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