just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
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Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
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we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
i need to get crying drunk at the bar more often. i end up going home with guys who have big penises. its like God is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up".
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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