WTF. you left me with no condoms and you ate all my mac and cheese. scumbag.
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
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You left your underwear on the fireplace
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
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Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
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