Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
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Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
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I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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