I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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