I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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