okay pat passed out under dana's car
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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