I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
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