Just look for the house with the beer knights.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Randomize
