i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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