We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
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