im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
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At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Today has been the most awkward masturbatory day of my life. Possibly even more awkward than when my mom found my vibrator on Mother's Day.
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
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At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
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