I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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