And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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