"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
I just did a booty-call caliber shave job in preparation for this weekend. Fuck being ladylike; I'm tryna get LAID-ylike
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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