The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Note to self. Condoms are not microwavable.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
Randomize
