we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
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