New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
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