Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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