Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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