My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
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there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
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Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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