Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
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I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
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I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
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