that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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