I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
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I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
The shit I just took was my body's way of telling me bourbon and mixed nuts aren't an appropriate dinner. Well played, colon. WELL. PLAYED.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
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he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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