And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
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