You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
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Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
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Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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