HIV tests are more positive than that guy
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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