Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
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I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
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I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
i think i just lost a toe
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
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