Will you blow on my dice?
Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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