it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
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Responsibility does not care about your dick.
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
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If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
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