508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
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