508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
The only reason you're wearing underwear tonight is cause you have a family dinner before
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
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I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
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I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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