I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
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its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
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We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
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