So I'm going back to my apartment just to get my vibrator.
I thought you were moving in with your boyfriend for the summer?
Well....one will keep me from having to pay rent and the other satisfies. I'll let you figure it out.
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
I think I am morally bankrupt
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
Randomize
