Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
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