Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
composition of my stomach right now: 60% C8H10N4O2 * H2O (coffee), 20% CaCO3 (pepto bismol/tums), 10% HCl (stomach acid), 5% fried rice, 5% residual adderall. i can do that by percent mass too. fuck you finals.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
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