Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
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have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
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Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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