so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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