You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
Randomize
