i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
did you just send me my own nude
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
Randomize
