so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
So I had a Liz Lemon moment today....went to Chipotle to get my "cheer me up" burrito bowl for the 4th time this week and the chipotle guy sighed and said always the same huh?
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
Did we literally take a cab across the street
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
Just yelled out loud for someone to buy me a drink, 30 seconds later random guy on grindr asks what I'm drinking.
There's a 98% chance your drink will taste like rohypnol
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
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