Earlier, I saw a homeless man that looked like Abe Lincoln, and I just saw a guy walk past wearing crocs and socks. I'm beginning to like this city less and less
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
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Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
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javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
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