She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
He tried to say "god bless your heart" to the stripper but it came out "god bless your pussy"
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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