when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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