But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
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