why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
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