She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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