Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
time to smoke my breakfast
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
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