id be glad to
True but thats because hes a fetus.
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
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Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
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Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
Oh good, bag of butt plugs is in my predictive text now
Typing the whole thing out was getting to be such a chore
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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