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She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
i just woke up with two martini umbrellas taped to my nipples... idk how they got there
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
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