I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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