first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
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in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
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I'm just crazy horny about you
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
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