Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
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with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
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Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
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